Grand Ole Bestiary

Augustina Foxiewicz

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Augustina Foxiewicz...A master in the art of seductive dance, stole the hearts of many but robbed even more of their chicken eggs.

Brotherhood of the Ram

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Brotherhood of the Ram...founded by The Three Grand Elder Rams, was an exclusive gentleman's club for the co-mingling of ideas, general merriment and occasional butting of heads.

The Squirrelton Twins

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The Squirrelton Twins...known as "the little hellions", when they're not leaving flaming bags of dog doo on doorsteps they're raiding the neighborhood bird feeders.

Elihu Goatsman

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Elihu Goatsman...one of the great architects of history. A pioneer, a builder, an eater of cans.

Franz Owlman

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Franz Owlman... was a highly regarded individual in elite social circles as well as a champion rodent hunter and puker.

Mario Gorillini

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Mario Gorillini...Once gave a man an offer he couldn't refuse. It turns out that what he offered him was a banana.

Ulysses L Bison III

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Ulysses L Bison III...Fought valiantly against the massacre of his people. One historical account states, "Ulysses L. Bison III single-handedly brought down the enemy camps to utter ruins while retrieving the tanned hides of his brothers in order to restore their stolen honor".

His middle initial stands for "Larry".

Bjorn Walrussen

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Bjorn Walrussen...once impaled a man with his mighty tusks for pick-pocketing a fish from him.

Madame Bella Van Lioness

2009-02-16T17:11:00.001-08:00

Madame Bella Van Lioness...proprietor of Madame Lioness' Den of Debauchery and Spirits, was under an ongoing investigation for the disappearance of Rufus Gazelling, a frequent customer of hers.

Benjamin Bearison

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Benjamin Bearison...A renaissance man, a lover of the outdoors and surrounded by praise and scandal. On one occasion, while painting a still-life of his new perpetual motion machine, he was stopped by the police and arrested on charges of stealing picnic baskets at the park

Chief Inspector Houndsbury

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Chief Inspector Houndsbury...One of history's most celebrated crime fighters and the great grandfather of McGruff.

Professor Wilhelm Dogner

2009-02-16T17:01:00.000-08:00

Professor Wilhelm Dogner...Nobel prize winning physicist and one of the greatest thinking minds in history, had many groundbreaking discoveries based on his formula:
Energy = Pupperonis x The Speed of Frisbee

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